Category: Horoscopes

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Sagittarius

Due to the interstitial flux gradient of the bipolar fractal fracture around the synchronistic tendencies of the nine nearest pulsars, and in accordance, of …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Scorpio

Life sucks, but you’re good. Or you suck, but life’s good. Or maybe some other vice versa-able combination where it’s extremely difficult to tell …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Leo

As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time …