Emily articulated: Written in the stars
By Emily Erickson
Reader Columnist
I had a notably bad day last week. Not the kind of bad day when anything catastrophic or earth-shattering happened, but a day where one …
By Emily Erickson
Reader Columnist
I had a notably bad day last week. Not the kind of bad day when anything catastrophic or earth-shattering happened, but a day where one …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Leo
As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Cancer
As patron saint of food and fellow Cancer Anthony Bourdain once said, “I’m not afraid to look like a big, hairy, smelly, foreign devil …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
Strengths can sometimes be weaknesses, as in the overly-optimistic person who gets disappointed more often than not, but who needs that very optimism just …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
Don’t forget that it’s your birthday.
Taurus
Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Contributor
Aries
You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, …