Tagged: astrology

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Leo

As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Aries

Strengths can sometimes be weaknesses, as in the overly-optimistic person who gets disappointed more often than not, but who needs that very optimism just …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Aries

OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Aries

Don’t forget that it’s your birthday.

Taurus

Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Contributor

Aries
You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, …

The Real Folk Horoscope

By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist

Aries

It is what it was. It was what it is. There’s a time and a place for everything — this month being a time …