The Real Folk Horoscope
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Scorpio
Life sucks, but you’re good. Or you suck, but life’s good. Or maybe some other vice versa-able combination where it’s extremely difficult to tell …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Scorpio
Life sucks, but you’re good. Or you suck, but life’s good. Or maybe some other vice versa-able combination where it’s extremely difficult to tell …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Leo
As you blow out the candles on your birthday cake, see if you can’t remember the thing you wished for the very first time …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
OK, so unless you were one of the two people who forgot it was your birthday until you picked up a Reader on said …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Columnist
Aries
Don’t forget that it’s your birthday.
Taurus
Sharing is caring, and you’re in need of some self-care. No one will appreciate you more than …
By Cody Lyman
Reader Contributor
Aries
You have the propensity to pull more wisecracks out of your buttcrack than is usual in coming days. You will also experience increased flatulence, …